• With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. (Repealed)
• All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
• London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
• It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
• It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
• Chelsea Pensioner may not be impersonated.
• A bed may not be hung out of a window.
• It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
• Mince pies are not to be eaten on Christmas Day.
• Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
• It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
• Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
• Those wishing to use a television must buy a license.
• It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
• If a steam locumotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
• All steam locumotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
• Anal sex is prohibited. (Repealed 1997)
• You may not make out in public.
• It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
• Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime. (Repealed)
• Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death. (Repealed 1998)
• Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.

• You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

• You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
  

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• It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

• Companies may vote in local elections.

• Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
  

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